Gossip for Thursday, August 31, 2006

The Punch Line to Sammi's One Hour Joke:

A Cherry Float!

Will Gwen Stefani be at the MTV Video Music Awards tonight? Don’t count on it. Sources close to Gwen say MTV burned a bridge with her last year when she was told she was closing out the show, and learned after she agreed to perform that they gave the closing gig to Kelly Clarkson. Then, Gwen was up for a ton of awards and ALL of those categories went to Clarkson, but the MTV camera’s kept shooting to Gwen’s reaction. Apparently she felt “set up.” Gwen’s reps have not commented on the story, but I think we will know if its true based on whether or not she is there.

Mariah Carey has it made on her new “The Adventures of Mimi: The Voice, The Hits, The Tour.” According to Mariah, she stays healthy by sleeping in a room FULL of humidifiers and getting 15 hours of sleep a night!!! That is like 3 days worth of sleep for a normal, hard working American!!!! Mariah tells the “Mirror” tabloid “I sleep in a room full of humidifiers and am on total voice rest between shows. I’m not even suppose to speak. It’s very hard but this tour means a lot to me and I want everyone who comes to have an amazing time.”

Kevin Federline may not need his Federation Records after all. It seems K Fed has picked up a lucrative deal with Sony BMG to put his first CD out nationwide. We all assumed Kevin needed his own label since no one would pick him up, but it seems the Teen Choice Awards may have been a good deal for him. Now, lets not forget that label is also Britney’s. I’m just sayin.

Wow, I guess it only takes two months to get over Chad Lowe. Hilary Swank has already hooked up….and it is with her married agent. Hilary and John Campisi have been seen holding hands, kissing and hugging, yet his lawyer said their relationship is purely platonic. Campisi’s wife was asked about it and she simply said “I’m saying nothing.” The two have one child together.

I think Nick Lachey is doing just fine without Jessica Simspon, in fact, his new girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo has been voted the Sexiest Star in America by “In Touch Weekly.” The runners-up include Mathew McConaughey, Jessica Alba and “Lost” star Josh Holloway.

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Gossip for Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Punch Line to Sammi’s One Hour Joke:

The cake jumps out of the girl.

Demi Moore is a hero today. She saved the life of KevinCostner. The two were filming a scene for their upcoming movie “Mr. Brooks,” and Kevin was working under a car that is parked on a steep slope. Well, the piece of wood that is holding the car up, gave way, and the car started rolling, pinning Kevin underneath. Demi, being a quick thinker, jumped into the driver’s seat and slammed on the breaks before it crushed him.

I think Angelina Jolie might be on to something by NOT talking to her dad. She pretty much cut off all contact with him after he leaked to the media that she had adopted Maddox, before she announced it herself. Well, yesterday a cameraman from TMZ.com was asking him about his grandkids, when John decided to do a shout out. First, he said Maddox celebrated his 5th birthday recently and told him he loved him. That was fine. Then, he went on to say hello to Angelina’s newest adopted daughter Zahara and he calls her SHAKIRA. Then he stumbles to correct it and calls her Shahara. He finally asks the camera guy what his granddaughters name is and he finally says Zahara. John asked him to re-tape whole thing because he wanted to sound sharper. He then said hello to Shiloh Nouvel.

We can back off all the Jessica Simpson/Dane Cook rumors because there appears to be a new man in town. “US Weekly” claims Jessica has hooked up with John Mayer. The two met last year at a pre-Grammy party and kept in touch. The passed each other notes, exchanged phone calls and finally, at the July, went on their first date. Jessica’s friends say they are dating.

We all thought that Matt Leinart, rookie Arizona Cardinals quarterback, was sort of hooked up with Paris Hilton. There were a few pictures of them together, but it seemed to stay pretty quiet. Well, not the case, because Matt is going to be a dad and Paris is not the baby-mama. Matt and his girlfriend, 20 year old USC basketball player, Brynn Cameron are expecting their first child. Leinart is 23.

According to Kevin Federline, Sean Preston has uttered his first words and it was…..”dada.” Britney was not around when this miracle moment took place and friends close to the couple say “Britney isn’t convinced…but she is happy to see Kevin paying so much attention.”

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 10:06 AM

Gossip for Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Punch line to Sammi’s One Hour Joke:

Wipes his ass!

Faith Hill says the choices she has for film roles is getting smaller and smaller since most want her to do sex or nude scenes. Faith said “They want you to do this or that with a boy, or take your clothes off and I just absolutely wont do those things. And that narrows the margin down very, very small.” So, for now Faith fans, it all belongs to Tim McGraw.

There will be a new member of the Nip/Tuck cast this season, but I’m not sure how long he will be around. Mario Lopez will play Julian McMahon’s character Christian’s gay lover. I will keep you posted, but there is a nude picture of them on dlisted.com

The Olsen twins really are loaded. Now, since the girls are busy finishing college in New York City, they are selling their mansion in LA for $4.4 million.

First, it was former “Dallas” star Victoria Principle who wanted a ride to space aboard the not-yet-built Virgin Galactic space rocket. Well, move over Victoria, Paris Hilton has put her deposit down too! Paris has reportedly paid $195,000 in a deposit to fly into space, but some friends don’t know if she has thought this through, since all those on board will have to wear diapers since there will be no bathroom on the rocket. I guess the main motivation for Paris, according to friends, is the fact that Paris “was a huge fan of the Star Wars films.”

Bruce Springsteen is now coming out and blasting the reports that he left his wife Patti Scialfa for a 9/11 widow. The news broke last week and Bruce released a statement. He said, “Due to the unfounded and ugly rumors that have appeared in papers over the last few days, I felt they shouldn’t pass without comment. Patti and I have been together for 18 years…the best 18years of my life. We have built a beautiful family we love and want to protect…and our commitment to one another remains as strong as the day we married.” I believe him!

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 10:06 AM

Gossip for Monday, August 28, 2006

Punchine to Sammi's one hour joke:

They have a hole where you put your mouth.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 10:57 AM

Things got a little dangerous for Panic! At The Disco at their show Friday at the Reading Festival, when someone threw a glass bottle at lead singer Brendan's face! The bottle left a nice cut above his right eye, but he kept on singing. Later in their set, Brendan got tough and told the crowd, "It will take more that that to stop me." He then pointed to his uninjured left eye and said "Do you want to hit this one next?" Paramedics treated him after the show but he was fine.

We all know and love Kevin Federline for his rapping and his reality TV acting )Britney & Kevin: Chaotic)...but now, he is taking his skillz to the next level. Kevin will be acting...with actual scripted lines, on "CSI." Kevin says he is pumped, since this is the only show he watches. Kevin will play "a menacing, arrogant teen" that harasses the CSI team on a job. The show will tentatively air in October.

Pamela Bach wants a judge to dismiss the prenuptial agreement she signed when she married David Hasselhoff. The two were married when Pamela was 25 and she says, she was too young to know what she was doing and now she wants a judge to spit their assets 50/50. Pamela says David presented her with the prenup literally RIGHT BEFORE her wedding started, in a small room in the church, while her friends and family were waiting.

Who said this? "I am a woman and I love to have sex." Hmmmmm. I would have thought Paris Hilton, but she is on a one year hiatus from Sex. It was actually Nelly Furtado. She swears she is not trying to just pump up sales for her song "Promiscuous." I don’t believe her.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 10:32 AM

Gossip for Friday, August 25, 2006

Wow, Jesse McCartney needs to know what is appropriate to say and what is not. His girlfriend will be playing Lucy Ewing in the upcoming Dallas movie, and I guess Jesse felt it was his place to make a major announcement to the world, for someone else. Someone asked him recently if he knew why J. Lo won’t be in the film and he said...”J.Lo wasn’t fired, she’s pregnant!”

DMX is famous for flaking on shows. He was a no-show twice for the MTV VMA’s…but this latest flake is the WORST. He no-showed for a USO tour for the troops. He was scheduled to go to the Persian Gulf on August 22nd for a week of shows, but changed his mind. USO officials say “We are extremely disappointed that DMX decided not to complete the tour he asked us to arrange for him. When we announced this tour, troops were extremely excited about seeing a performer they admired. We understand their disappointment.”

Former “American Idol” contestant Mikalah Gordon was robbed at gunpoint in Las Vegas Wednesday morning. Mikalah and a male friend were leaving a recording studio when they were jumped by a large group of men that demanded they lie on the ground. One man then pushed her face into the pavement when she looked at him. She was also apparently groped. Mikalah’s mom said she wasn’t hurt, but she was upset and had a panic attack. All the robber’s got was a cell phone and 5 dollars.

Cindy Crawford has admitted she uses cosmetic surgery to stay hot. She told the French magazine “Gala” that face creams only help the texture of the skin and you need botox, vitamin injections and collagen to lift and bring back elasticity. It’s not a bad thing, except she has her own skin care line, Meaningful Beauty, which is suppose to make you beautiful all by its self!

Lindsay Lohan has told “Women’s Wear daily” that she is venturing into a different field, by creating her own perfume. No word yet on the name and when it will be out.

Meanwhile, in other Lindsay news….she has a new enemy. William H. Macy. He was working with Lindsay on “Bobby” and he says she was always late to the set and disrespectful to all working on the project. According to William, actors should realized when they are late, 150 people have to scramble to cover for you. He did say that it’s not only Lindsay that has done it, lots of actors act like they are God’s gift to the film and it’s wrong.

Bruce Springsteen has left his second wife, Patti Scialfa…for a 9/11 widow. I guess the two met on the set of the 9/11 telethon, “America: A Tribute to Heroes.” Bruce and Patti hooked up in 1991, when he was married to his first wife, actress Julianne Phillips. I guess Bruce loves redhead’s because his new girlfriend is and his wife Patti both are. Patti and Bruce have three kids together.

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Gossip for Thursday, August 24, 2006

Sppofcard.com, a company that gives people fake caller ID numbers and voicemail service announced this week that they dropped about 50 clients, one of them being Paris Hilton because of people hacking into celebrity voicemail, like Lindsay Lohan. Now, the company wouldn’t come right out and say Paris was in Lindsay’s, but did say Paris was in unauthorized mailboxes. Lindsay had her phone hacked into last month and someone left filthy voicemails. Lindsay’s people were quick to say the wording in the messages sounded like Paris.

Speaking of Paris, I guess Brandon Davis (fat Elvis) is living with her at her home off the Sunset Strip. Brandon’s parents are in the middle of selling their home…so he brought his overnight bag and hasn’t left. Friends say they are hooking up, but Paris is keeping it hush hush. I will out my money on the fact that he sweats a lot when they have sex.

Kate Hudson would like some quiet time and she even told a magazine in Britain...”Sometime you think, ‘Lets just cash it all in and go someplace else and pick apples and can them’.” She said she would love simplicity like that, but she knows she is too social and would get bored after 6 months. Right now, her private life has disappeared as people speculate that she and Owen Wilson hooked up ruining her marriage.

I guess there was an awkward moment for Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson backstage at the Teen Choice Awards. Jessica hugged Britney and they caught up…but I guess at some point, witnesses say Jessica asked if she could kiss Britney’s baby belly. Britney responded by saying “Hell No!” Sources say Jessica seemed a little offended.

Lindsay Lohan is selling her West Hollywood condo for $2.85 million, just one year after buying it for $1.9 million. Lindsay never moved in, instead opting to live at the Chateau Marmont Hotel.

Beyonce and Jay Z are finally making things legal. The two are planning a November wedding with a price tag of $3 million. They plan to exchange vows on the Caribbean Island of Anguilla. The guests will dine on $300,000 worth of Beluga Caviar, Lobster and Italian Truffles. They will wash that down with $200 per bottle Dom Perignon. Beyonce plans to model her dress after Princess Diana’s. A few guests that will be attending will be Oprah and U.N. Head Kofi Annan.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 10:36 AM

Gossip for Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I guess it all makes sense now. I thought Mathew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal were just enjoying each others company, but it turns out, Lance was trying to figure out who would play him best in a film about his life. And the role goes to………..drum roll……Jake. I don’t think its effecting Lance and Mathew, they continue to hang out like newlyweds.

Jessica Alba may need a new set of choppers like Hilary Duff. I guess Jessica and Dane Cook were filming a pretty physical love scene for their upcoming movie, “Good Luck Chuck” when she accidentally knocked her mouth into Dane’s head and knocked out one tooth and chipped another. I don’t really know the timeline on this, so she may have already had her teeth fixed when she was the Teen Choice Awards.

Tom Cruise will be looking for a new major movie company to partner up with him, since Paramount Pictures has broken up with him. According to Sumner Redstone, chairman of Paramount’s parent company, Viacom, “As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal. His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount.” It’s not exactly clear what conduct he is referring to, but I’m sure we can assume it was the jumping on the couch on Oprah and all the Scientology talk Tom was involved in this past year. It probably didn’t help that Tom called Matt Lauer “glib” during an interview either. Of course, Tom’s camp says they ended the relationship with Paramount.

Its been confirmed that P. Diddy’s longtime girlfriend, Kim Porter, is pregnant. The couple have one son, 8 year old Christian. Diddy also has 12 year old Justin, from another former girlfriend.

Brittany Murphy has called off her engagement to Production Assistant Joe Macaluso. The two had met while filming “Little Black Book.” The two were engaged on New Years Eve, but never even got around to setting a wedding date. Of course, the two say they remain close friends.

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Gossip for Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Dave Navarro wants to remind us all that he is a serious rock star. He did an interview with “FHM” magazine and made sure to tell the story of the time he shot up at a squatters flat in London, shot up again since he was numb, passed out and they had to put him in a tub of ice cubes to help keep him from dying. He said he didn’t see a light or people that had passed but he knew he was close. You’ve gotta love squatters too, they left the flat because they didn’t want to get caught with a body.

If you had to choose who your best friend in the celebrity world would be, would it be Jack Black? Not me, but the limeys love him! The did a poll in England and it was Jack Black in the number one spot, then Johnny Depp, Will Smith, Samuel L. Jackson. Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom and Mel Gibson tied in 5th place. Poor Tom Cruise, he came in last out of 11 choices.

German officials had promised Madonna they would arrest her if she tried to include her crucifixion scene in her current tour, but they are all talk. She did the show, included the scene, German officials were there and nothing went down. Next stop, Russia. We will see how thought they are.

Zach Braff may really be leaving “Scrubs.” He did an interview recently and pretty much said this season would most likely be the last. He went on to say he had an amazing run on the show, but now he just wants to make movies. Does he not remember what happened to David Caruso when he was on NYPD Blue?

Who said this….”I, like, cry, when I listen to [my new album], it’s so good.” Of course it’s Paris Hilton. Man, she really does love herself. Her first CD, “Paris” just dropped today.

Kate Hudson has canceled her next appearance to promote “You, Me and Dupree” and most people are speculating its because she doesn’t want to deal with the rumors she is hooked up with Owen Wilson. Well, maybe that is not the case after all. This past weekend, Kate and her husband Chris Robinson were seen together with their son Ryder. Then, Chris was seen leaving their beach house with his guitar and an overnight bag. He even kissed her goodbye, but only on the cheek.

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Gossip for Monday, August 21, 2006

Man, the Madden brothers like them young. First, Joel started dating Hilary Duff when she was 16, now Benji is dating a 17 year old. He started seeing Caleigh Peters, whose mom produced “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.” He said its no big deal since she turns 18 next month. Benji and Caleigh dined together in LA this week, and according to friends have been an item for quite a while. Just FYI, Benji is 27.

Paris Hilton must really think we are stupid! She says she moved to LA with NONE of her parents money. She says she lived in a “crappy model apartment” and had no cash until she made her own. Reeeeaaaalllly? Paris went on to say “All this I bough myself, my cars, my house.”

Well, thank God Justin Timberlake is topical. He is just now coming forward talking about Janet Jackson’s boob popping out at the Super bowl. He thinks its because she is a female and she is black. He said they get a raw deal. He said he shouldn’t have dropped off the face of the earth when it got bad after the whole wardrobe malfunction. He said “I didn’t handle it the best way I could have, you get your bumps and bruises from it and you learn.”

Owen Wilson will sue you, so you better shut your trap!! Well, he is gonna sue you if you even suggest he broke up Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson’s marriage. He is already over the rumors that he is a home wrecker and said he will send his high priced lawyer after you if you say he is responsible. Un-uh. Too late.

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Gossip for Friday, August 18, 2006

We may never get a chance to see another N'Sync concert...but thank God, we will have a collaboration from Justin and J.C. J.C. is working on his second solo CD and Justin is producing some of it. That is good to hear, since it may actually give J.C. a shot at selling a few copies. NO word on when it will be out.

Meanwhile, in other news, Justin says he can't make love and listen to music at the same time. He said if he is listening to the music, while doing his thing, he starts picking out the chords and can't concentrate on the task at hand.

Beyonce has a diet for you. Its water, with a dash of maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper. She said she lost 20 pounds in 10 days...but only recommends the drastic plan if you getting ready to make a movie. Anyone? Yeah, me neither. I'm sure the scripts will start rolling in.

According to a new interview with "Life & Style" magazine, Britney has one major thing she wants to change before bringing home baby #2. She HATES the six Australian gray nurse sharks Kevin lives for. Friends say Kevin loves those sharks, but I think we know who reeeaaallly wears the pants in that house.

Denise Richards continues to try and convince the world that she really isn’t the horrible back-stabbing psychopath we think she is. She once again says that she and Heather Locklear hadn’t been friends for months when she ran into Richie Sambora at a restaurant and they hit it off. She said if she and Heather were still tight, she wouldn’t have crossed that line. She also admitted its hard to find a good guy and she just couldn’t pass him up. Now, it still didn’t make the situation any more uncomfortable at the home front since Heather and Denise were next door neighbors. Denise has since moved.

Blink-182 singer Tom Delonge and his wife Jennifer had their second child on Wednesday. It was a boy and they named him Jonas Rocket. Now, before you think they are going all Hollywood on you, no worries, the couple let their 4 year old daughter Ava give her brother his middle name.

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Gossip for Thursday, August 17, 2006

Justin Timberlake has banned Lindsay Lohan from attending his show in L.A> on Saturday at the House of Blues. Reps for Justin say they just didn’t want Lindsay’s mess of a reputation taking away from his CD release. They worried that Lindsay would show up drunk, make a spectacle and take away from Justin. Lindsay’s reps called Justin’s people to try and get all the VIP treatment that she is used to, but they were turned away.

Britney is on the cover of the new “People” magazine, talking about Sean Preston, Kevin and how totally unplanned the latest pregnancy was. She said she feels like she has been pregnant for 10 years now! Britney also said she has been craving ice and chocolate and usually goes to the kitchen at night to eat large sized Hershey bars that she melts in the microwave. So far, Britney has gained 40 pounds.

Did Jessica Simpson tell the world that Nick has a tiny package? I’m not sure if it is true, but she supposedly talked to “Times Magazine” that “Nick didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it.” She went on to say “Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though.” Wow…that is some serious stuff to be talking about. I wonder what Vanessa has to say.

Jennifer Aniston is sick of all the engagement rumors. She is speaking out, because she says now the rumors are affecting family as far away as Greece. She said her Aunt Mary has even been called a liar. Jen said she understands when the stories are in the tabloids, but she is really bothered that real news organizations, like CNN and the “Today” show are also following along. She did sort of admit she and Vince Vaughn are together, saying “We’re just being. We’re having a good time.”

The rumors are already out. Did Kate Hudson’s marriage end because she fell in love with Owen Wilson? Sources close to the two say they tried to stay professional when they worked on “You, Me and Dupree” but a romance still blossomed. No official word from Kate, Owen or even Chris Robinson.

Paris Hilton still wants us to think she is refraining from having sex for one year. She has even gone as far as placing a bet with all her girlfriends, to see who can go the longest. Paris calls the group her “Single Girls Club.”

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Gossip for Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Lindsay Lohan has decided to throw another celebrity under the bus, in order to stop the rumors about her boobs. All the tabloids continue to give her a hard time about whether or not her boobs are fake, yet no one is making a big deal about Ashley Simpson’s nose job!! Lindsay said “The tabloids kind of blew off the fact Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. But I have never done anything.”

There divorce settlement continues between David Hasselhoff and Pamela Bach. Now they have agreed that each will receive $27,000 a month from their community property. David will also get $10,000 a month for his bachelor pad, $1,300 a month for Pamela’s Mercedes-Benz and $750 for gardening services. The two will share custody of their two daughters, 16 year old Taylor-Ann and 13 year old Hayley.

59 year old James Woods and dumped his 20 year old Ashley Madison. Now, you would have thought it would have been the other way around, but apparently, Ashley is a freak. James was attending his brother’s funeral, and sobbing, when Ashley showed up chain smoking, wearing a miniskirt and showing off pictures of her in “People” magazine. All this while James was on his knee’s crying, literally. One of James’s friends tells “The New York Post” “she is the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout.” James was also admitted to the hospital after the funeral when his blood pressure shot up. The “friend” said that when James was in the hospital, it was like he saw the light and then dumped Ashley as soon as he got released.

If you saw the picture of Prince Harry grabbing some chicks boob at a party, the royal family wants you to know that it has been three years since it was taken. They don’t really care that he did it; they just want you to know that he wasn’t cheating on his girlfriend. If you haven’t see the picture its on the website for the “Sun” tabloid.

Travis Barker decided to use his MySpace account yesterday to let the world know exactly what his wife was doing behind his back. Travis said he knows she was unfaithful because he found condoms at the house and he NEVER uses them. There was no one else in the house that they would have belonged to.

David Copperfield has discovered the real fountain of youth. He just bought a bunch of small islands in the Bahamas and one of them has a fountain youth. He knows because he has tested the effects of the water on dead leaves and dying bugs. He said in both cases, they both instantly came back to life. Now, Davis is bringing a group of biologists and geologists to test the water and see if it would work on humans.

Alicia Keys has an awesome reason as to why she wouldn’t sleep with boyfriend Kerry Brothers for one year. Keys said “I made him wait a year because my body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn’t deserve it.”

“Everybody Love Raymond” star Brad Garrett and his wife Jill Diven have decided to end their marriage. They have two children, 7 year old Max and 6 year old Hope. Garrrett says they split up for the kids, since kids know everything.

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Gossip for Tuesday, August 15, 2006

So, did you hear. Kate Hudson woke up the other day and realized she was too cute for her husband. Kate and Black Crows singer Chris Robinson have called it quits. Her spokesperson confirmed it was true yesterday, but didn’t say what caused the breakup. Chris and Kate have one girl-boy, Ryder. Man, I get it’s a family/Jewish tradition, but that poor child looks like a cross between a girl and baby Tarzan!! Cut that hair!!

I guess it’s all making sense now. The reason Britney got pregnant so fast is not a coincidence!! Kevin planned it because he makes more money in his prenup for every child they have together. What a dog!! A friend of Kevin’s said that when Kevin’s lawyer first told him he had to sign the prenup, Kevin got sad, but when the guy told him he could make more for each child, his eyes lit up. Aaaaah. That is because Kevin knows that is the only thing he is good at. What a walking sperm bank.

“Today” show host Matt Lauer and his wife, Annette Roque Lauer are expecting their third child. The two have two other children, 5 year old Jack and 2 year old Romy.

There are pregnancy rumors swirling around Diddy and his longtime girlfriend Kim Porter. Friends close to the couple say she is not drinking any alcohol and wearing baggy clothes. Well, there you have it, she is definitely pregnant! The two have a 9 year old son named Christian.

Who said this? “I love having a variety of partners. I think everyone does, especially at my age. I mean, if the sex is bad, the relationship’s not going anywhere.” Lindsay Lohan. What a slut!! Oh, she goes on to say in the “Elle” interview that she also wants the guys to be only with her, which I think is a double standard.

Things are getting nasty between Travis Barker and his soon-to-be ex-wife Shanna Moakler. The two announced last week that Travis filed for divorce and now information is coming out which says the reason is because Shanna lives like a rock star. She parties too much, sleep until 2pm every day leaving Travis and the nanny to take care of their kids and he thinks she was cheating on him too. Today it was also revealed that Travis found condoms in their house and they never use condoms. I don’t know what Shanna had to say about that one. Travis also said that the nanny takes care of the kids so much that they call her mommy. Shanna denies all these allegations. She will be starring in the ext “Dancing with the Stars” which she apparently failed to talk to Travis about before signing on. They have just a few details to work out.

Speaking of train wreck divorces…thing may be slightly improving for Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. The two met with lawyers yesterday and Denise agreed to drop the restraining order out against Charlie. Now, he still only gets one visit a week with the girls, and it has to be supervised. They still have not agreed on custody or how much money Charlie will have to pay Denise.

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Gossip for Monday, August 14, 2006

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are ready to play house. The two have been house hunting in Hawaii. The two places they are considering are pretty different. One is a $24 million dollar beachfront home in Kailua on Oahu. The second is a much smaller $2 million dollar condo. The two have said they love Hawaii and see themselves retiring there someday.

Superstar MC Kevin Federline must have had a hard time finding a record label, because in order to put out his first CD, he had to start his own. K-Fed has named the label Federation Records. His first hip-hop CD “Playing with Fire” will drop in October.

Jennifer Garner is no partying ho like Lindsay Lohan, so I really do believe she passed out on the set of her new film…because of heat exhaustion. Garner is filming “The Kingdom” in Arizona where the weather has been 110-degrees. Ben Affleck dropped everything he was doing to be by his wife’s side.

Jessica Simpson is so busy promoting her song “Public Affair”…she doesn’t have time to decide which one of her songs should be replaced next. If you go to www.jessicasimpson.com you can listen and decide for yourself which song should come next. The choices are “The Lover in Me,” “I Belong to Me,” and “B.O.Y.”

Kevin Smith once said he didn’t want to direct a “Green Hornet” movie, because if it bombed he couldn’t make fun of any bad superhero movie directors. Well, it must not be the same when it comes to horror movies. Kevin says after 7 comedies it’s time to taka a different turn. Kevin also promises blood and guts and even some man boobs. I swear.

Madonna had finally decided to abandon her movie career. Madonna decided to give it up since no matter what project she does, the critics rip her a new one. She said that a project just can’t make it when everyone is saying its going to flop from the day the project is announced.

Kanye West is engaged. He popped the question to his girlfriend Alexis during a recent two week trip overseas. Alexis used to date Kanye, from 2002 to 2004. Kanye told “People” magazine “The thing is, I always had a girlfriend. Now it’s like some property opening up on the beach that no one could get into until now.”

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Gossip for Friday, August 11, 2006

Poor Carmen Electra. First, her marriage tanks, then her ex hooks up with the worlds most well known porn star. Dave Navarro is now seeing Jenna Jameson, who also recently split from her husband. Carmen is denying she hooked up with Jamie Foxx.

Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett have purchased a New York City loft together, for a mere $6 million.. Josh’s rep is denying that they are moving in together.

“Two and a Half Men” star Jon Cryer has rebounded from his divorce this past year. He is now hooked up with LA TV reporter Lisa Joyner. She is pretty hot and Jon apparently met her when he was walking past her house while she was gardening. He introduced himself and the rest is history.

Pam Anderson and Kid Rock have purchased a new home. This one is $14.9 million and located on the beach in Malibu. It is actually really close to Pam’s old house, which she sold to one of Billy Bob Thornton’s ex-wives.

Mathew McConaughey raised $61,600 for Hurricane Katrina by selling his 1971 Corvette Stingray on eBay. No word on who won the bid.

Evangeline Lilly of “Lost” has weighed in on her thoughts regarding Hollywood celebrities. She said she keeps busy doing charity work so she won’t turn into a Paris Hilton. Evangeline said “I need to help people or I’d be no better than the Paris Hilton’s of the world, waltzing around with their Louis Vuitton bags and their little dogs. Those people couldn’t give a rats ass if somebody was starving in the street next to them.”

11 month old Sean Preston Federline took his first steps this week, however, things are still a little shaky. According to his father, superstar MC K-Fed, “He’s still figuring out the whole walking thing.”

Mischa Barton needs to admit she is a bit rude. She was invited to have dinner with a member of the British royal family, 27 year old Lord Freddie Windsor. The entire dinner was ruined by the fact she was texting her friends. Sources say he was “rather offended.”

Jessica Simpson has new role in mind…the remake of the 1980’f film “Working Girl.” Sources close to the situation say she thinks this role will really launch her movie career.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 10:10 AM

Gossip for Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Lady in the Water is pregnant. I wasn't sure if anyone cared, but Bryce Dallas Howard is 4 months pregnant. She is married to actor Seth Gabel. The two aren't messing around either, they haven't even been married a year!

Dave Navarro isn't wasting any of his time as a single guy. Since his split with Carmen Electra, he has been linked to some Hollywood socialite, now he is doing former porn star Jenna Jameson. Jenna's rep confirmed the hook-up.

Man, Britney is not coming to her senses. Instead of splitting with K-Fed, she is remarrying him!! Britney and Kevin are planning to renew their wedding vows once their second child is born in October. According to inside sources, the couple want to debunk all the rumors about their marriage problems by showing the world they are still in love. Also, to prove her love and trust of Kevin, Britney also recently gave him his own black American Express card, which has no spending limit.

"Esquire" magazine has released their latest best dressed list and the number one spot this year goes to Daniel Craig, the new James Bond. Also at the top of the list...Terrance Howard and John Legend. On the worst dressed list, Marc Anthony and poor little Sean Preston Federline.

Nicole Richie is a mess. She was seen on Monday night at the Hollywood nightspot Hyde, she was drinking straight shots of tequila, dancing on tables and giving men lap dances. Then, she barfed. This didn't ruin her night though, witnesses say she continued on partying like nothing even happened.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 10:13 AM

Gossip for Wednesday, August 09, 2006

It’s the curse of the MTV reality shows. From Meet the Barkers, Travis Barker has officially filed for divorce from his wife Shanna. The two have been married less than two years.

Breaking Hills news. Lauren (LC) has broken up with her boyfriend Jason. She was tired of him going out to clubs, flirting with girls and staying out late.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will release pictures of Suri shortly. At first it was thought that Tom and Katie were worried about kidnapping threats but their rep says it’s untrue. The decision they need to make before the pictures are released is, should they go to just one or two media outlets or just a general release.

For their September issue, Lindsay Lohan has told Elle Magazine that she’s interested in going to Iraq. Lindsay wants to do what Marilyn Monroe did during the Korean War which is to go up on stage and sing for the troops.

She says, “It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.”

Justin Timberlake was recently humbled while traveling with his girlfriend, Cameron Diaz, to the African nation of Tanzania. When the two got there, people were celebrating. Justin soon found out that the celebration wasn’t for Justin and Cameron, it was because they finally had a well with drinking water.

NBC is turning Grease into a reality show. It will be called “You’re the One That We Want” and it will debut early next year. The show is in search of the new Danny and Sandy to star in the Broadway production of Grease.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 10:09 AM

Gossip for Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Brad Pitt is working on Ocean's 13 in LA and Las Vegas but keeps in contact with his family through podcasts but some say he isn’t being his usual self. He supposedly isn’t spending as much time with Angelina and the kids and when he has downtime he’s hanging with friends or messing around with his bike.

David Beckham wants his wife to put on some weight. He wants to try for another child but needs Victoria to eat more than vegetables and a few carbs.

A source said that David has pleaded with her in the past to put on weight but now he’s finally taken serious action and given her a diet plan to ensure that she fattens up.

Skating with Celebrities superstars Kristy Swanson and partner, Lloyd Eisler are expecting a baby. Her due date is Valentine’s Day.

American Idol is adding another layer to their competition. Aspiring songwriters will get the opportunity to compete for the chance to write songs for the finalists.

The producers are hoping this competition will allow better matches for the contestants.

The new season starts in January.

The third installment of Dancing With the Stars is being announced…sort of. So far we know of Saved By the Bell’s Mario Lopez and Harry Hamlin (who is Lisa Rinna’s husband. She was on last season). Vivica A. Fox has announced that she’ll be a part of it and so has Travis Barker’s wife, Shanna. Now Joseph “Don’t Call Me Joey” Lawrence is rumored to be a part of the show.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 9:45 AM

Gossip for Monday, August 07, 2006

Woody Allen's nanny, Angelique Jerome, claims she’s slept with Colin Farrell three times. She says he’s bad in bed. All three times added up equaled a total of 10 minutes of pleasure.
Her actual quote is, "He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse.

So You Think You Can Dance host, Cat Deeley, could be dating Leonardo DiCaprio. The two have been seen out on a couple of dates in LA.
The two met at a Beverly Hills restaurant when Leo overheard Cat talking about possibly posing nude in magazine. He claims she is charmed by her fresh-faced looks and English accent.

Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom were recently in Japan for a benefit concert promoting the environment. Orlando was scheduled to speak but before he went up, Kate dropped garbage and a cigarette butt on the ground. Orlando went off on her and all Kate was overheard saying was, “Nobody saw, I don’t know what your problem is.”

American Idol winner, Taylor Hicks, has just signed a deal with Random House to write a memoir titled, “Heart Full of Soul”.
Taylor received an advance of $750,000 to write a book about the years he spent singing in bars and winning American Idol. The book is expected to be in stores November 14th.

If you care, Rock Star host Brooke Burke is pregnant. She’s dating former Baywatch superstar David Charvet.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 9:38 AM

Gossip for Friday, August 04, 2006

Who said this? “I am a more successful businesswoman than Jennifer Lopez. I made, like $200 million last year while Jennifer Lopez made only $150 million.”

(Paris Hilton)

After a three-week break from the Idols tour because of bronchitis and laryngitis, Katharine McPhee finally joined the rest of the group. Now she’s suffered another setback. On Tuesday, she tripped backstage at a Charlotte concert and fractured her foot. Katharine will complete the tour in pain or not.

Jamie Foxx thinks the casting department really missed their opportunity while looking for James Bond. Instead of putting Daniel Craig in the famous role, Jamie thinks Diddy would have been a better pick.

Jenny McCarthy was just in Las Vegas for the 40th anniversary of Caesars Palace. Jenny stayed with her boyfriend, Jim Carrey at the $25,000 a night Sky Villa room at the Palms Hotel.

About their relationship, Jenny says, “Our dynamic is great. I’m very, very happy. It’s a lot of laughing.” As for the couple’s fate, there are no wedding plans in the near future.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 8:29 AM

Gossip for Thursday, August 03, 2006

Tennis player, Maria Sharapova is a taken woman. She and Andy Roddick have been dating since early this year but they’ve been trying to keep it quiet. Andy says it was because she was too young. Now US weekly says they are ready to go public with their relationship.

Marie Osmond was hospitalized after blacking out from taking medication. The National Enquirer reported that her hospitalization was the result of a failed suicide attempt. Marie’s reps deny that story but they won’t say what kind of medication she was taking or what it was for.

Jennifer Lopez was cast in the remake of Dallas to play the alcoholic Sue Ellen opposite John Travolta’s J.R. Ewing. It’s rumored that she has dropped out.

A new cast member has been added to the Harry Potter movie. Helena Bonham Carter (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) has signed on to play fanatically evil Lord Voldemort devotee Bellatrix Lestrange.

Wentworth Miller is the most underrated talents in Hollywood. He was a member of the Princeton Tigertones (an a capella group), he played a young Anthony Hopkins in The Human Stain and was Mariah’s love interest in two of her videos. Now a sort of comic-book from 1991 has surfaced where Wentworth and his dad, Wentworth were the writers and illustrators.

Prison Break on DVD comes out August 8th and the new season starts on the 21st of this month.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 8:18 AM

Gossip for Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to travel to London to promote her new album Speak but never showed up to help sell it. The single flopped so Island Records has decided not to release the entire album.

Men, you can smell like Derek Jeter. The New York Yankee has created a men's fragrance for Avon called "Driven". The scent will launch in November and will be followed up by an entire line including personal care products like deodrant, aftershave and shower gel.

The scent is a mixture of grapefruit, rhubarb, spearmint, iced lavender, oakmoss, pacific driftwood and snow musk.

An Australian tabloid, NW, is reporting that Nicole Richie has lost her camera. The problem is...there are naked pictures of her and her friends. The camera was lost at Guy's nightclub in Hollywood. Nicole was so hysterical that the club basically shut down while everyone searched for the camera.

A minor league baseball team is using Britney Spears' name to promote their baby safety night. On Friday, the Newark Bears are teaming up with AAA to provide information on car-seat safety.

Travis Barker ans his wife, Shanna, showed up at an LA club called Privilege. The two showed up separately and when Shanna saw Travis take a picture with a female fan she flipped out and threw a drunk on the woman and then the glass at her husband.

LL Cool J has reportedly signed a seven-figure TV deal with CBS to develop his own drama series.

Shannen Doherty is suing the STAR tabloid for saying she has had work done on her face. One day she was so upset that it caused a delay in the filming of her upcoming Oxygen Network relationship talk-show, Breaking Up With Shannen Doherty.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 8:20 AM

Gossip for Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Tori Spelling needs to stop trying to make us think her new husband is hot…because he is not. Tori tells “Giant” magazine that she and her husband, Dean McDermott, love watching porn on internet site sugardvd.com. Now the website is so excited to have Tori’s endorsement they have decided to give her free porn for life. The site is even going to start listing all of Tori’s favorites.

Lance Bass has come out of the closet and told the world that his relationship with Reichen Lehmkuhl is very stable. Well, that may not be true. “The New York Post” is reporting that Lance is frustrated with Reichen’s controlling, man-of-the-relationship ways. It was Reichen’s idea for Lance to come out, but some are saying it was to gain him publicity for his upcoming book “Here’s What We’ll Say: A Memoir of Growing Up, Coming Out, and the U.S. Air Force.” No official word from Lance’s camp.

Wow…Mel Gibson is a wreck. First, he is pulled over for DUI in Malibu last week, then the whole world thinks he is a bigot, now he is rehab. His rep’s say Mel checked into an alcohol rehab program today and they said “the guy is just trying to stay alive.” Of course, The Anti-Defamation League wants Mel to pay for the horrible remarks he made about Jewish people and how he thinks they are responsible for all the wars in this world. The ADL Director Abraham Foxman wants Hollywood to distance themselves from Mel who they call…”a bigot in their midst.” Some in Hollywood are reportedly already doing that. Oh, just a side note, Mel apparently tried to pee in his holding cell at the police station, where there was no toilet. Have a nice day, don’t drink and drive people.

posted by Jackie's Gossip! at 7:19 PM

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