Britney Spears has possibly gotten herself into more trouble!!  Kevin Federline's attorney now wants to ask the judge overseeing the custody battle for sanctions after Spears missed her FOURTH scheduled deposition.  Mark Vincent Kaplan could also ask for legal fees or even contempt of court.  Britney claimed she was too sick for her deposition, but was able to go out partying and had her picture taken outside the Four Seasons at 2am on Thursday morning.  When the paparazzi asked her why she missed her deposition, all Britney said was, "It's cold, y'all."  Then Spears went to two gas different gas station, accidentally leaving her assistant at the second stop.

Will Smith's son Jaden will be the lead in the newest franchise of "Karate Kid" movies.  Will is apparently in talks with movie producers and has said the movies will most likely be filmed in China.

Miley Cyrus is selling out arena's across the country and is clearly worth millions, but don't assume that means she can spend like a millioniare.  Miley's parents cut up her credit cards after she spent THOUSANDS on a Prada handbag and now she gets a $300 a month allowance.  Miley also says her day starts with a cup of Ovaltine made by her dad Billy Ray and then usually is driven to the recording studio, again, by dad.  Miley says she enjoys spending her free time with close friends Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens and of course, going to pizza with boyfriend Nick Jonas.

Things are getting a a bit uncomfortable on the set of the new romantic comedy, Four Christmases"  starring Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn.  The two have VERY different work ethic and apparently Reese is getting sick of Vince showing up late looking like an unmade bed.  Reese is known to be a type A personality, which clearly, Vince is not.

Madonna was announced yesterday as a Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Inductee for the class of 2008.  This is the first time Madonna was nominated, since her first single was released 25 years ago.  Also being inducted this year, John Mellancamp and three other old rockers that I'm sure you don't know.  The induction ceremony will be March 10th.

Hulk Hogan was at a press conference for his new show "American Gladiators."  He as asked which celebrity he'd like to see a Gladiator pummel and he said, without hesitation, "Rosie O'Donnell."  He went on to say, "Somebody needs to shut that big mouth up."

Britney Spears...ADDICTED TO FRAPPUCCINO'S????  That is the diagnosis of Dr. Timothy Brantley.  Access Hollywood asked Dr. Brantley what would possibly cause her to act so recklessly and totally disregard the welfare of her children.  The doc says he thinks she is completely addicted to sugar and said its like heroine for a junkie.  She's literally on a roller coster to hell.  Those were actually his words, not mine. He went on to say, "Caffeine and sugar in this drink (referring to her love of the Frap's) will drive your blood sugars and hormones crazy and it can effect your mood for hours.  Once you get a quick rise and a quick drop, the body is back in the craving cycle again."

This story makes me so sad for Jennifer Aniston.  Gossip sites are reporting David Arquette has given his wife an ultimatum....Jennifer around ALL THE TIME...or me!   According to friends of David's, he feels like he is married to two women and can't handle Jen being the constant third wheel.  David has some new ground rules...less frequent visits to their house and no phone calls between midnight and 8am.

Marie Osmond will now get her own talk show.  The Marie Osmond Show will debut in 2008 and feature celebrity interviews.

The producers of "The Hills" can now add matchmakers to their resumes.  The producers sent Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port to work in Paris, but wanted to find a hot group of guys for the girls to hang out with.  They found a group in the French rock band "Rock & Roll."  And, it looks like Lauren hit it off with one of them.  The bands biggest hit is "Loser, Boozer, Jacuzzi-Users."

A top French model claims she met Tony Parker this past summer...AT HIS WEDDING.  Alexandra Paressant says she and Tony have hooked up a few times since that meeting, behind Eva's back.  Alexandra says she and Tony met in Paris in September and again in San Antonio in October.  So far, Tony and Eva Longoria are standing by their marriage and say the woman is lying.

Madonna and Guy Richie are officially the parents of David Banda.  The Malawian government has finally approved the adoption.  Madonna's friends say she appeared cool and calm all year, even with all the media coverage of her adoption, but inside she was really stressing out that the adoption would some how fall through.

Kiefer Sutherland is passing time in the pokey by doing heavy laundry duty.  An officer at the Glendale jail in LA where Kiefer is serving his time, says the "24" star is still assigned to laundry duty and is now doing it on his own.  Before his time is up, there is also a good chance he will assigned to kitchen duty.

Charges were dropped this morning against Shia LaBeouf, stemming from his recent arrest after refusing to leave a Walgreen's pharmacy while intoxicated.  Shia was in court, but got the good news that Walgreen's was not pressing charges.

Longtime "Jeopardy" host Alex Trebek is resting comfortably at an LA hospital after suffering a mild heart attack.  Apparently he is doing well, but will stay in the hospital for a few days for testing and observation.

"People" magazine is reporting Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are expecting a baby.  The only semi-details being offered up is that the baby is due in the Spring.

Jack Bauer is a popular man in prison, in fact, Kiefer Sutherland has been getting about 100 fan letters a day.  Not too bad, Paris Hilton probably got more.  Sad news though...Kiefer's only visitor so far has been his lawyer.   Sutherland is serving a 48 day sentence for his second DUI and for violating his probation.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are rumored to be expecting twins, especially now that they have been ordering baby clothes in both boy and girl styles.  In fact, at one fancy LA boutique the couple ordered monogrammed baby outfits in blue and pink, labeled with "Prince" and "Princess."

Queen Latifah was asked about a recent tabloid report that she was going to marry her longtime female trainer.  Latifah said, "When you're famous these days, it's just part of the deal...unfortunately. People will make up all sorts of things that are not true.  There ain't gonna be no wedding."  Now, if you notice, she didn't deny being a lesbian, she just denied the wedding.

If you wan't to buy something from a pseudo-celebrity...then I have the item for you!  Gary Coleman is selling his car on eBay!!  He must need cash fast, he is selling his Saturn Sky droptop for $25,000.  Good luck with your bid!

Janice Dickinson was on "Today" this morning where she defended Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Al Roker asked her about Hewitt  and Dickenson said, "Jennifer Love Hewitt is a healthy, not emaciated woman.  She is a healthy girl.  These are unflattering camera angles on her.  You want to see someone fat, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat."

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have called off their wedding, for now.  As for their relationship, they're still together.  Wait until Season 4!!!

Will Smith finally got his handprints at Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood yesterday, with good friend Tom Cruise there for support.  Will is also the latest celebrity to jump on board the Barrack Obama train!!  Will had called Barrack recently and told him he was a huge supporter and asked him, "where do you need me?"

Eva Longoria's good friend Jessica Simpson apparently got wind that Eva was hanging out with Jessica-ex John Mayer the other night at Gold Bar on Broome Street...and freaked out!  Sources say when Jessica found out about the two hanging out, Jess called her a back-stabber and was furious.  Of course, a rep for Jessica says she is now happily dating Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys and said, "There's no truth to Jessica being upset with Eva Longoria.  They are great friends."

Diddy has dumped all his many women around the world and shacked up with on again/off again girlfriend Cassie.  Man, Kim Porter (his baby-momma) must be pissed!!  Diddy and Cassie are currently holed up in his Miami home, playing house.

Britney Spears is facing more drama, after she hired a new photographer to take pictures of her and her two young sons for Christmas, but then forgot to have the photographer sign a confidentiality agreement.  So, now the photographer is shopping the personal photos around to all the tabloids.

One of the stars of "Ugly Betty" was mugged at gunpoint this past weekend, after leaving a party for the cast.  David Blue, who plays the boyfriend of Michael Urie's character, was heading to his car with a friend and someone jumped out and stuck a gun in his face and took his wallet.  David says he is happy to be alive, but said the muggers would have been better off going after one of his co-stars that makes waaaaay more money.

Scott Baio is 45...AND MARRIED!!  The star of "Scott Baio...45 and Single" tied the knot this past weekend with longtime girlfriend Renee Sloane in LA.  It was just a small religious ceremony for friends, family and the film crew for VH1.  The two recently welcomed a baby to the family as well.

Pam Anderson was spotted out at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas over the weekend and witnesses claim she was "on something."  Pam was there partying with illusionist Criss Angel and Hans Klok.  There have been rumors in recent months that Pam has a bit of an addiction to cocaine, but no one knows if that rumor is true.  Pam was also asked by the media where her wedding ring was and she said, "Haven't they seen 'Blood Diamond?'  All I need is Rick around my finger."  Aaaah, how romantic.

The Britney Spears pregnancy mystery has deepened.  A second MySpace message claims Britney miscarried her unborn child with music producer JR Rotem.  The new post includes some nasty details to Britney's supposed "friends" talking about how she had felt bad and was cramping and spotting.  I finally saw my doctor, and she said it was too late.  I am starting to believe more and more that this was a fake MySpace page.  Even Britney couldn't be dumb enough to post those personal comments online.

The LAPD was reportedly called to the home of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in Bel-Air on Monday night after neighbors reported seeing a suspicious man outside their home.  Neither Jennifer or Marc were home at the time but a photographer who was outside the house and said the man appeared to be "disheveled," and wearing a Star Wars t-shirt and carrying a stack of CD's.  The men checked the couple's mailbox, left a mysterious package on the doorstep and even rang the doorbell.  Police determine that man was a nerd, but not a threat.

Supermodel anger-ball Naomi Campbell is dating Scottish actor Gerard Butler (of the movie "300").  Naomi is said to have been spending more and more time together.  "Life & Style" quoted Butler's neighbor as saying, "She's been paying him late-night visits at his LA residence.  She comes in all covered up as if she is trying to hide her identity, but her disguises make her even more obvious.  I mean, who wears dark glasses at midnight?"

Does John Mayer have a new love interest?  John was dating actress Minka Kelly...but Tuesday night he was said to be openly flirting with RICKI LAKE at a holiday party in NYC.  The two talked about Lake's new documentary, "The Business of Being Born," before Mayer told Lake he has had a crush on her for over two years."  Publicists then dragged the two to a back table, where they exchanged numbers.  Ricki then left and went to Rose Bar, where Mayer texted her throughout the night.  Interesting...but power to the average girls!!  This could be THE rumor that could send Jessica Simpson off the deep end.

Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday and started serving his 48 day sentence for his DUI arrest.  TV's Jack Bauer was processed into the jail in Glendale, California.  A jail officer said Sutherland was "cooperative."  The "24" star must also complete an 18-month alcohol education program and attend weekly therapy for 6 months.  Unlike Paris, Nicole and Lindsay, Kiefer will most likely servie the entire sentence.

Tiffany Patterson, aka New York from VH1's "I Love New York" is apparently knocked up...but who is the father??  They tested New York for diseases and whatnot before the show started.  She was not pregnant.  Then, they do testing again at the end and guess what??  KNOCKED UP! Here's the clincher though...she apparently was intimate with more then one contestant on the show.

David Beckham surprised all five Spice Girls, not just wife Victoria Beckham, matching diamond-encrusted bracelets valued at $100,000 a piece.  Victoria said, "He know's I'm really nervous about him seeing me back on stage, so he bought us all bracelets for good luck.  It's like the old days.  David spent a lot of time around the girls when we first got together...it's as though he married all of us.  He's the original Spice Boy."  Aaaah.  I love David Beckham.

Pornstar Mary Carey is selling her recently yanked out breast implants on eBay.  Mary is auctioning her own autographed implants, with a portion of the proceeds going to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.  She intends to use the rest of the money to pay off medical bills for her mother, which suffered major injuries after jumping off a four-story building in 2006.  So far, 14 bids.

There was some serious pink slips handed out at Island Def Jam Records last week.  Apparently, Jay Z's "American Gangster" CD was such a huge failure for the label, Def Jam was forced to fire EVERYONE involved with the project, except of course, Jay Z.   One source said, "when you add up all the money Def Jam has lost since Jay Z came on board, it's a no-brainer that Jay Z makes terrible business decisions."

Lindsay Lohan has topped a new list of dumb celebrities.  New York Daily News has judged stars based on their IQ's (how do they know that?), poor fashion choices, and overall bad choices.  Linday's rehab, arrests and poor movie choices helped catapult her to the top, over Spencer Pratt of "The Hills", Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian and Shia LaBeouf.

Linday Lohan went to a Lakers game last weekend and when the Jumbotron focused on her smiling face courtside, the crowd started booing.  That is a bit embarrassing.  Lindsay just looked surprised and turned her head in embarrassment.  Apparently, Lindsay does not have a lot of basketball fans out there.

Former "Desperate Housewives" star Jesse Metcalfe is facing criminal charges after being accused of punching a photographer in the face outside a London nightclub.  Jesse left Studio Valbonne in SoHo Saturday night when he decided to pass by his cab and just pummel this guy in the nose.  The photographer said he kept backing up, trying to stay out of Metcalfe's way, when Jesse attacked him unprovoked.

"High School Musical" star Ashley Tisdale had a 5 hour nose job last Friday in Los Angeles.  Tisdale said, "Growing up, I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing.  The older I got, the worst it got.  I went to get it checked out and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose."  She goes on to say, "I'm not feeling great today.  It's uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I have to go through something like this."  As a role model for young girls, Tisdale also wants to make sure her fans know she's not an advocate for plastic srugery and wouldn't recomment it to anyone."  Ashley will be totally healed by the time they start filming "High School Musical 3."

Britney Spears has been accused of stealing four white coats from designer Katja Berglan after her 26th birthday celebrations in Los Angeles this past weekend.  Britney partied at the Scandinavian style mansion on Saturday night with old friend Paris Hilton, but she apparently snatched up a few extra coats, costing more then $28,000.  This wouldn't be the first time Brit Brit has helped herself to some free clothes at the expense of the designer.  At her "W" photoshoot its alleged she left with a bunch of clothes and ruined some expensive gowns and she recently swiped a wig off a mannequin as she stormed out of Hollywood sex shop Hustler.

Britney Spears celebrated her 26th birthday...TRYING to look hot.  Britney squeezed herself into a very small black dress and caked on the makeup.  That was not the problem.  The problem came when Britney lifted her arms and showed off her hairy pits.  Brit Brit celebrated at a Scandinavian style mansion with her cousin Ali and hanger-on Sam Lufti.   Paris Hilton stopped by to make an appearance, but didn't stay long.  

Meanwhile, Britney's friend Sam Lufti missed a Friday deposition with Kevin Federline's lawyers.  Lufti had been subpoenaed in early November, but now it looks like Kevin's peeps are gonna have to go to court to force Sam to show up at another deposition in January.  Lufti is due to meet with the Los Angeles city attorney on December 18th, to faces charges of "vehicle vandalism" stemming from an incident where Sam rammed his car into the car of Kevin Federline's server, who was serving everyone involved in the case with papers.

Linday Lohan and her rehab boyfriend Riley Giles have split.  Friends and family of Lohan never liked Giles and some say she caught on to that and got bored of him pretty fast.

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo seem to be going strong.  Jess boarded a private jet in Orlando, Florida after taping a Disney special and went to pick up Romo at the Dallas Airport.  From there, they headed to LA for Cacee Cobb's birthday party at Teddy's in Hollywood on Saturday night.  Friends say the couple just want some down time to just take it easy and hang out.

Jodie Foster is finally coming out of the closet.  I know, you need a minute to get yourself together since the shock is overwhelming.  Jodie and her longtime girlfriend have lived together for years in a small town and everyone there knows about it, but apparently, she is ready to come out to Hollywood.

Jennifer Love Hewitt wants all her body critics to shut the hell up.  Last week, there were bikini shots of Love on several gossip sites, which showed her bottom looking pretty plump and dimply.  First of all, let me just say, my ass is the same way...yet even bigger, so for the most part...SHE IS JUST A NORMAL GIRL.  Anyway, that being said, she was ripped about gaining weight.  J. Love responded on her MySpace and said, "A size 2 is not fat!  Nor will it ever be.  And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful."  She goes on to say, "I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized.  To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.  Like all women out there should, I love my body."  Good for her.  All I will disagree with is that she is a size 2.  Maybe on top, because she is TINY on top, but she needs to not feel bad if she is a 6 or 8 on the bottom.